Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
