i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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