Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
vagina is talking i cant
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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