i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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