i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
i already hear my dad disowning me
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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