you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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