so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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