so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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