doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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