I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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