honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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