So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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