3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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