Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Is it because I queefed?
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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