The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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