I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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