you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Randomize
