Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
This show inspires me to have sex in space
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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