i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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