is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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