Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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