i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
How's work?
Spinning.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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