Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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