Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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