how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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