these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Randomize
