He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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