week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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