you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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