Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
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if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Randomize