whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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