put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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