anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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