she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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