ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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