There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I think im going to throw up on grandma
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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