My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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