Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
should my penis look like a turkey
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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