I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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