then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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