Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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