I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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