how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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