Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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