People in love make me want to vomit
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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