So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
smell my finger.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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