My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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