Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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