whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
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