What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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