so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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