big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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