entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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