If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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