this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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