so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
The ass gains better be worth it
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