She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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