Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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