I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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